As you may have heard, Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian welcomed a daughter this morning.
It’s the second child for Blac, the first for Rob, and the third most ridiculously-named Kardashian.
(It was close, but North West and Saint are really tough names to beat.)
Yes, despite some recent rockiness in Rob and Blac’s relationship the whole family was on hand to greet little Dream Kardashian at the hospital.
Well, almost the whole family…
According to Radar Online, Rob’s mom and two of his sisters rushed to Cedars Sinai as soon as they got the news.
“Kourtney and Khloe headed to the hospital right away,” said the source, adding:
“Kim is not expected to show up but she is obviously welcome there too!”
But it seems that invitation wasn’t extended to everyone.
The site claims that Rob and Blac made it clear that they would prefer if Kylie kept her distance for at least a few hours after the birth.
“Rob told the rest of his family to stay home because he does not want a big scene,” says the insider.
“He and Blac Chyna had to have an elaborate scheme just to get her out of the house and the last thing Rob wants is a media frenzy caused by the rest of his fame-hungry family.”
So they were okay with Kim – aka one of the most famous women on the planet – showing up to the hospital, but they were worried that Kylie would draw too much attention?
And that’s not the only reason this story doesn’t quite add up.
Moments ago, Kylie began gushing about her new niece on social media:
“I can’t stop looking at her,” Kylie tweeted.
“Congrats @robkardashian @BLACCHYNA she’s so beyond beautiful, a dream.”
So either Blac recovered quicker than Wolverine and she’s already at home, or she was okay with Kylie showing up to the hospital – just not right away.
A third possibility is that Kylie is lying about having met the little tyke, but that would be ridiculous even by her lofty standards of ridiculousness.
The girl lied about her lip injections for a year before coming clean, but we doubt she’d put in the effort just to hide the fact that her future-sister-in-law still doesn’t like her.
Also of note:
This report makes no mention of Kendall’s whereabouts!
Her jet-setting has probably reached the point where the family just always assumes she’s in Paris, even when she’s sleeping upstairs.